Ternyata Bahasa Inggris Tak Sesimpel Bahasa Jawa

Ternyata bahasa Inggris tak sesimpel bahasa Jawa. Benarkah? Dan memang iya. Bagi yang mengerti bahasa Inggris tentu untuk mengucapkan sebuah kalimat sederhana sering menjadi panjang kata. Tetapi jika di terjemahkan dalam bahasa Jawa, kalimat itu akan menjadi sederhana dan simpel. Berikut ini buktinya dan tentu hanya bagi yang mengerti bahasa Jawa ( maaf )

Walk slowly on the edge ( side ) of the road. ( mlipir )
Fall backward and then hit own head. ( nggeblak )
Ugly expressions because of pushing something out in the toilet. ( ngeden )
Got hit by a truck that is moving backward. ( kunduran trek )
Talk too much about unimportant thing. ( cangkeman )
Smearing one’s body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it. ( mblonyo )
Going without notice/permission. ( mlethas )
Walking without using anything. ( nyeker )
Taking the longer way to get to the destination. ( ngalang )
Riding an old bicycle. ( ngonthel )
Falling/ tripping forward ( and may hit own face ). ( kejlungup )
Side effect after circumcision. ( gendhelen )
A small, sharp thing embedded inside one’s skin. ( susuben / ketlusupen )
Spending a lot of time doing nothing. ( mbathang )
Feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad. ( kambon )
Things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity. ( mbrojol )
Get hit by finger into the eyes. ( kecolok )
Wrong sleep (head) position making the veins become neck pain. ( tengeng )
Get farting from someone. ( kentutan )
Do not have brain in the head. ( pekok / kenthir )
Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one’s head/ body. ( kambrukan / kembrukan )
Drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth. ( ngokop )
Cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright. ( blereng )
Cannot hold bowel movement. ( ngebrok )
Ssomething coming out from one’s rear end little by little. ( keceret / kecirit )
Hnging on tightly to something in order to be inert. ( gondhelan )
Falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole. ( kejeglong )
Doing something without thinking about the consequences. ( cenanangan )
Being overly active carelessly. ( pecicilan / petakilan )
Feeling unwell because of cold temperature. ( katisen )
Making too much noise, disturbing other people’s sleep. ( mbribeni )
Tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc. ( kesrimpet )
Being alone ( or with a companion ) in the corner of a place/ room doing something suspicious. ( mojok )
Pretend to be poor no money. ( ngere )
Feeling dirty/afraid of something. ( nggilani )
Pretend to be homeless, no money and never take shower. ( nggembel )
A pyroclastic cloud that came out from a volcano. ( wedus gembel )
Laughing Out Loud. ( ngakak )
Playing blackberry whole day. ( ngautis )
Sending blackberry messanger with blackberry. ( bebean )

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REAL DOG NOT JUST ILLUSION = Asu Tenan
YOUR KNEES FALLING DOWN = Dengkulmu Anjlok
YES MOTHER DON’T DO THAT = Yo Mbok Ojo Ngunu
YOUR AUNTIE TEACH ABOUT THAT = Bibikmu yoh sing ngajari
SOYBEAN FLOUR = Gimbal Tempe
DANCING WITHOUT PURPOSE = Ayanen
SUDDENLY HAPPY = Moroseneng
FIREWORK DUCK = Bebek mercon
TRAINING PIGEON = Ngetren doro
YOUR GRANDPA IS A DRIVER ASSISTANT = Mbahmu kernet
NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES = Ote - ote
YOUR MOMMY PLAYING AROUND = Makmu pencilak’an
TALKING TO MUCH = Nggedabrus
YOUR MOTHER IS A GOAL KEEPER = Makmu Kiper
CRAZY EAT SHOE POLISH = Gendeng mangan semir
CHILI STICK SNACKS = Jajan biting pedes
YOUR MOMMY BEATEN BY CHICKEN = Makmu di eker - eker pitik
DRAGON EXTRAC = Nogosari
TO KETTLE = Ke-ceret
DON’T TO MILK = Ojo kesusu
MIX VEGETABLES WITH COCONUT = Urap - urap
LONG TIME NO SEE = Wes suwe picek
BRIGHT RICE = Sego padang
TOFU WITH BLACK SAUCE = Tahu petis
YOUR NOSE IS RISING = Irungmu mekrok
PUP ON PANTIES = Nggembol
DON’T CLEAR = Jangan bening
LAUGHING, I PUSH YOUR HEAD = Ngakak, Seplak ndhasmu